every "straight" guy in gay porn everstraight guy:
*flawlessly deepthroats a dick*
*takes 8 inch dick in one go*
I have so much self-hatred and I’m so self-conscious and insecure about my appearance but I never post about it because I don’t like to spread that kind of mentality around. You should all feel cute bc ur all so fuckin cute.
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
(Source: 500daysofeffyou, via necrophilofthefuture)